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Parachuting & Skydiving Days |
Ten Commandments of Parachuting
1. Thou shall not take thine
altitude for granted for the earth shall rise up and smite thee.
2. Thou shall not misplace thy shot bags lest thy cranium suffer the pains of
thy misplacements.
3. Honour thy rigger and jumpmaster for they shall restoreth thy confidence.
4. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy pilot for the winds of thine
own misjudgement
shall drift thee from the DZ.
5. Thou shall forever remain stable, for the glory of and manifestations of a
baton pass shall surely
sanctify thy name.
6. Covet not thy neighbour's skydiver rig, for whatsoever hath he, ye may have
also, thou the wrath
of they mate may be on thee forever.
7. Thou shall not comshaw goodies from the local surplus store.
8. Blessed are they that delay to long for they shall make a lasting impression.
9. Blessed are they that delay without sleeves, for their bodies shall be racked
with pain.
10. Thou shall not take the name of the A.P F. in vain.
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Army drill if the parachute fails to open |